A new game we’ve been playing – a variation on the old Davy / Juniper family “Padnag”

Polka

A type of sport, a bitlike poker but more aggressive (Bea)

When you tickle a lady in the armpit with your fork (Libby)

Dessert made from chocolate frogs, jelly and ice cream (Gra)

Subpoena

I type of posh sub (Bea)

A type of submarine shaped like a willy (Bea)

The state of mind a man gets into when he buys a sportscar (Gra)

When you wee in the bath and hope no-one sees (Libby)

Muzzy

A type of old fashioned TV program starring Muzzy the fury yellow bear (Bea)

Smell of old socks dipped in chilli sauce (Gra)

Lubber

A way to walk when you are drunk (Bea)

A salad made from lettuce and whale fat (Gra)

A big, fat loving kind of chap (old English) (Libby)

Tendril

The tentacle from an alien, what they use to suck out your brain (Bea)

Octopus legs which sucker onto the eyeballs and poke holes in them (Libby)

Rabbi

The one-eyed rabbit God. (Gra)

A type of serious disease when you turn into a rabbit (Bea)

A small furry rabbit without any teeth (yet) (Libby)