Well, the planned four weeks in Italy just chilling out just wasn’t possible in the end, so we’ve now made alternative plans that looks something like this:

Brighton — Ireland — Preston (nr Liverpool) — Green Man Festival (Wales)– Buddhist Retreat

It is fully laid out in our online intinerary.

Currently hanging out with friends in Brighton. We’ve just been out for a ramble on the South Downs followed by a big late Sunday lunch.

I asked Bea to give me some words to put here, and she’s offered one of her surreal knock-knock jokes for y’all:

Knock knock
(”who’s there”, you say)
Cactus
(”Cactus who?”, you say)
Cactus got stuck in a monkey bush and had to lie down on the icecream.

What more can I say?